Friday, July 17, 2009

An email sent to my hubby


MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE??????????????????????????????????
READ this ONLY if you can laugh at about anything!

BATHROOMS:

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

This is to the women who have a sense of humor and can laugh!
I love being a woman and after reading this I still am!

7 comments:

GapGirl said...

LOL!! LOVED it!

Marilyn said...

Now let's see.... Yep, you are right on every point!!
ROFLMBO!!!!
Thanks for the laugh... I needed that....
Love,
Marilyn
xxoo

Kathleen Ellis said...

Very funny...and quite true! Thanks for the laugh! Have a happy weekend!
;-D

mummyof5monsters said...

hahaha love it:)

Becky said...

So true so true! Thanks for the laugh.
Hugs
Becky

Teresa @ Grammy Girlfriend said...

Love this...so true....Your blog is beautiful....love it..

Lori said...

Wendy
yes i agree with them all. Except, I don't think I have that much in the bath, but what I do he is clueless about it! Lori