Monday, August 24, 2009

not my children!

Sophia did not tell all her brothers that she was going to feed baby Ruby with one of her bibs (their word for their chest). Nope, not my helpful Sophia!

Ethan did not completely freak out, immediately running to tell me, when his sister said this. Of course, he burst into the room right when I was attempting to get dressed for church. Nope, not my child!

Lincoln's trustworthy swim diaper did not leak poopies into the pool at the community water park.
Nope not my perfect little boy!

While sharing the bathroom, as Charlie washed his hands and I went 'tinkle', my sweet little almost 4 year old did not tell me that I had a "big bottom." When I told him that that wasn't nice, he told me that it was because my 'cheeks' touched both sides of the toilet seat-- not like his tiny rear-end which hangs dangerously above the water hardly touching the seat at all. Nope, not my little stinker!

Ethan did not beg to go shopping with me, then ask if we could go home after only 5 minutes in the first store we entered. Nope, not my little friend!


Charlie did not tell my hubby that when he grew up he wanted to be a Daddy & a Pastor. Nope, not my angel!



10 comments:

Marilyn said...

Oh, Sweetheart... I think you are bordering on the delusional....
(Just kidding of course!!)
I just plain enjoy your family.. Yep, that's ME!!
Love,
Marilyn
xxoo

GapGirl said...

ROFL.... Im hysterical laughing. Kids are so funny...

Alison Gibbs said...

Oh how I love what your children 'DID NOT DO' They are so sweet
Alison

Lena said...

The sweet innocence of little ones... Thats why we love them so much.:)

Iphigenia said...

Sweet, Sweet, Sweet, oh so sweet....I can relate to it all!!! And I just love it! : )

Lori said...

Oh Charlie what a funny little guy! The things those little minds come up with!! Have a good week dearie! Lori

Cottage Rose said...

lol what a delightful post, reminds me of my children when they were small... no not my child... so cute.. loved it...

Hugs;
Alaura

Jerelene said...

Funny, funny...your posts always make me smile!!
Your little ones are all adorable!
Love, Jerelene

Katy and Ross said...

I laughed so hard at what your son said about your bottom! I was recently in a PUBLIC bathroom with my 3 year old (boy) cousin when he asked me if I was ever sad because I didn't have a penis like him!

Carla said...

I missed the baby!!! I will have to go back and see, I'm glad your children wouldn't do such hysterical things:)