not me.

I did not eat a pound, yes 1 lb., of Twizzler bites in 2 days. Nope, not me!

I did not eat the Twizzler bites on the same day I was planning on starting my post pregnancy exercise routine. Nope, not me!

I did not have our clothes dryer break with 6 days (& growing) of laundry piled up in our home. Nope, not me!

I did not really want my husband to buy a new dryer and not a used one. Nope, not me!

I did not complain for a minute when he was looking on craigslist for that used dryer. Nope, not me!

I did not stop myself and tell him 'Whatever you want to do is fine' and mean it. Nope, not me!

I did not go with my husband last Sunday after Church to Home Depot while he bought me a new clothes dryer. Nope, not me!

I am not super excited because he bought a stackable one and plans to buy the washer next month to go with it. Nope, not me!

I am not extra super excited because he is ripping out our unused coat closet and remodeling it to be a laundry room, meaning no more trips outside to check the wash! Nope, not me!

I do not have the most incredible husband who is always bending over backwards for me and the cupcakes. Nope, not me!